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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Men Are Hard To PleaseThe problems with GUYS:



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN!

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

~ { 03:52 }
marssh